3/23/2018 1 Comment Stealing thingsOkay, so I've been thinking about what I want to upload to this blog for a while and I'm still considering it. As of right now, though, I think I'll be doing a few stories on topics like, well, stealing things, for one example. Thanks for reading, hope you enjoy! So.. stealing things. I'm not really one to commit crimes and sutff. I've always been one of the kids who doesn't bang on the lockers after school because "Guys, come on, we're gonna get caught!!" I guess I constantly thought that teachers were out to get me and we're always watching. Of course, they're not. My friends have helped me loosen up a little and I've realized teachers literally do not care what you're doing unless it's illegal or something. Seriously. I walk around the school halls without passes because my teachers don't even sign one for me. So yeah, in case you needed to hear it from someone, teachers don't give any craps about what you do. Just turn in your wokr on time and you'll be fine. Back to the point, I've never really stolen anything on purpose. THere's been a lot of instances where i'm looking at something in target or walmart thats only a few bucks thinking, "Seriously, no one will evrr know! Just take it!" Of course, I've never taken it. Just though about it. I've stolen things on accident, though. The first time I ever "stole" something was when I was around 8 or 9 years old. My parnets had taken the whole family to MOA for a day out. My sister wanted to go to claires, so I went with her.
I realized I had taken it about halfway through breakfast. I opened my purse to fish out a napkin or something and I saw the stylus and immediately thought crapcrapcrapcrap mom's gonna kill me. i pulled it out and said something about me taking it on complete accident. My mom did that gasp thing that all moms do when you do something wrong and it triggered PTSD or something cause I almost started crying. Luckily my mom just told me to bring it back to the store. However she said I had to TELL the employees that I sTOLE IT. Even though I literally could have just walked up to the shelf and put it back. But no, so I had to endure an embarassing fifteen seconds of stuttering out how I accidentally stole a key chain. The employee just said "okay then put it back THANK YOUUUUU uwu" so I was all red in the face putting it back.
That's probably the closest I've gotten to actually stealing something until a few years later around eastertime. I was with my dad and sister at cub and we were heading into the store when I spotted a small easter egg that looked like it had putty inside or something. Well, my fifth grade persona was obsessed with clear things at that moment, and I figured some kid had just left it in there. It made sense, because if someone had brought it in from the store, then why were they leaving through the entrance? It made perfect sense. I already knew that was stealing from a child even before I had realized I was stealing from the store. It was about fifteen minutes later when I figured out that the egg had come from the seasonal section of the store and it actually cost a dollar. I had already put it in my pocket, though, and the employees would think I was stealing if I took it out, I thought. That was my lame excuse for me to not pay a dollar for some putty. It doesn't matter now though and I still have it, but it's mostly dried out. So that's all I have for this post. I'm hoping for more of some summer themed posts coming up and I have loads of cool pictures from not too long ago. I'd love to post some self care ideas and I need to upload some more meme threads, I'm sorry! I'll see you guys later.
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